Mixtape # 21

Mixtape KONGFUZI #21 : Bad Santa

03 Juil. 2014
Mixtape KONGFUZI #21 : Bad Santa
On vous a concocté un mix relax et déridant histoire de garder la tête froide dans la grande foire au nimp’ des fêtes et le traditionnel rush de fin d’année.
La magie de Noël opère et dans quelques jours, nous serons forcés de craquer un demi salaire dans des artefacts pour la plupart inutiles, pour le plaisir intense de verser notre obole à la Fnac et Ferrero et de prendre de la brioche au passage.
« Bad Santa », une tape pour un Noël pissed off.

Artwork par Iamsailor

1. Granny O'Grimm's Christmas Greeting
2. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. | Quote from "The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) by Henry Selick
4. From School Bells to Jingle Bells… Are you ready for the holidays? | Quote from "L'Assassinat du Père Noël (1941) by Christian-Jaque
5. WASHED OUT it all feels right
6. From Office Bells to Jingle Bells… Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass, Kiss His ass... | Quote from "National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989) by Jeremiah Chechik
7. CARIBOU Barnowl
8. Christmas, humbug? Humbug I said, and humbug I mean. | Quote from "Scrooge A Christmas Carol" (2009) by Robert Zemeckis
9. POLICA Very cruel
10. Santa Claus is in red and white… It was a Coca-Cola mascot. | Quote from "Persepolis" (2007) by Vincent Paronnaud & Marjane Satrapi
11. BJORK björk mit Funkstörung All is full of love (in love with Funkstörung mix) & (strings remix)
12. Christmas isn't just a day, its a frame of mind. | Quote from "Miracle on 34th Street (1947) by George Seaton
13. THE NOTWIST Close To The Glass
14. Okay, people, tomorrow morning 10 am, Santa's coming to town. | Quote from "Elf" (2004) by Jon Favreau
15. THE RAVEONETTES Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
16. The weather looks good for Santa this year, no watches warnings or blizzards to contend with. | Quote from "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984) by Charles E. Sellier Jr
17. STAR SLINGER Elizabeth Fraser (Cocteau Twins Rework)
18. TV Specials: A strange object in the sky. Apparently, this object is coming down from the North Pole. | Quote from "Elf-Man" (2012) by Ethan Wiley
19. SAROOS Sequoia
20. I've seen some pretty shitty situations in my life. But nothing has ever sucked more ass than this | Quote from "Bad Santa (2003) de Terry Zwigoff
21. SON LUX easy
22. Just remember…Be jolly. Lots of ho ho hos. Try not to scare the little bastards! | Quote from "Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984) by Charles E. Sellier Jr
23. SONIC YOUTH Santa doesn't cop out on dope
24. DANIEL JOHNSTON hate song
25. What do you want? A snot-rag? Great. Another fucking Mongoloid. Marcus, get this kid off me before he pisses on me. | Quote from "Bad Santa (2003) de Terry Zwigoff
27. By filling them full of fairy tales they grow up considering life a fantasy instead of reality. | Quote from "Miracle on 34th Street (1947) by George Seaton
28. HOOKWORMS in our time
29. Your parents might took on your present and put them on ebay | Quote from "Silent Night" (2012) by Steven C. Miller
30. BEST COAST & WAVVES Got Something for You
31. You're a fake. You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa. | Quote from  "Elf" (2004) by Jon Favreau
32. EXCEPTER Carol of the Bells
33. Sing anything you want… but no more Jingle Bells | Quote from "The night they saved Christmas" (1984) by Jackie Cooper
34. THE FIELD No. No…
35. You flip me for some stranger who'll do it for peanuts and who happens to work with a real midget. | Quote from "Bad Santa (2003) de Terry Zwigoff
36. VATICAN SHADOW Contractor Corpses Hung Over the Euphrates River
37. LISTNER & DUST It's Christmas Time Again. So Come on Home to the FIRE.
38. Ask for the Pigalos… The streets  belongs to all... | Quote from "Le Père Noël est une ordure" (1982) by Jean-Marie Poiré
39. BURIAL Street Halo
40. Where do you think you're going, fat boy? I thought I'd stuff some stockings! | Quote from "Santa's Slay (2005) by David Steiman
41. PVT Homosapiens (Tre´sors manly rmx)
42. I'm an eating, drinking, shitting, fucking Santy Claus. | Quote from "Bad Santa (2003) by Terry Zwigoff
43. JON HOPKINS We Disappear
44. Christmas bauble vs Noel's bollocks | Quote from "OSS 117 - Rio ne répond plus" (2008) by Michel Hazanavicius
46. Santa would like to toast you all | Quote from "The Ref (1994) by Ted Demme
48. Merry Christmas, Willie. Up your ass. | Quote from "Bad Santa (2003) by Terry Zwigoff
49. LEGOWELT Wayfaring Stranger
50. Cynical scratch booker Santa vs Police. | Quote from "Silent Night" (2012) by Steven C. Miller
52. I really must go but now I want you to remember... | Quote from "Christmas evil" (1980) by Lewis Jackson
53. MI AMI hard up
54. The store will be closing in five minutes. We wish you all a merry Christmas. | Quote from "Bad Santa (2003) de Terry Zwigoff
55. RYUICHI SAKAMOTO merry_christmas_mr._lawrence-csm
56. So, after all that hard work, It's time to start preparations for next Christmas | Quote from "Elf" (2004) by Jon Favreau
57. TOM WAITS Christmas card From a hooker in Minneapolis